Pakistan stolen by notorious Sindhi spiv

In an audacious raid on the national and provincial legislatures of his country, the man popularly known as “Mr 20%” has reportedly stolen the baubles of state power in Pakistan. “We are all in deep shock,” said Ali Khan (52), a convenience store owner in the capital Islamabad. “Everyone knew that Pakistan was fast going to hell in a handcart, but we never expected that one of our most infamous thieves would make off with the entire country. What are we to do now?”