In praise of idleness

As a serial underachiever I am delighted to see the BBC celebrating my loafish ilk. I will always work hard and produce when others pay me handsomely to do so (Sedgemore always satisfies!), but am otherwise content to while away the hours with nothing much in particular.

A hundred things one must do before the grim reaper calls? Bleugh. I may not be a monied man of leisure like the great Oscar Wilde, but as with the 19th century Irish champagne socialist, wit and bon vivant, the Soul of Sedgemore under Actually Existing Anarchy has no need for the mindless accumulation of things and experiences.