Miliband Minor in cream carpet scandal

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed following a fortnight of paternity leave, Ed Miliband is interviewed by the Guardian’s Allegra Stratton and Patrick Wintour, who reveal that the Labour leader and his partner Justine have a “beautiful cream carpet” in the living room of their north London home.

Cream Carpet? For heaven’s sake! What kind of a person furnishes their house with a cream carpet when there are small children around? This matter raises serious questions about the judgement of the leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition. He should consider his position.