Following news that German defence minister and PhD plagiarist Karl Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg (aka zu Googleberg) has fallen on his sword, the London School of Economics is reported to be investigating allegations that Saif Sword of Islam Gaddafi employed the services of a ghostwriter, and copied sections of his doctoral thesis. Gaddafi Junior’s dissertation is concerned with the organisations of democracy and civil society, and was supposedly written by a politician-spiv from a country in which there is neither democracy nor a functioning civil society.