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Rupert Murdoch to own everything

“Nothing is more precious to me than the free and independent press for which this country is famous the world over.”

Aside from the one certain untruth and other questionable assertion, the statement has a strong emetic quality to it, don’t you think? Overall, I would say that’s quite a high information content for a mere 21 words. From a politician.

Culture secretary Jeremy Cunt™ is not doing interviews today, and we shall have to make do with the above pearls of wisdom.

As a journalist, how should I now address Mr Rupert Murdoch, Esq., proprietor of all?

Of course…

“Sire!”