AV? Oh noes, my brain hurts!

That John Snow, he’s such a card innit? Inviting two specimens of c-list celebrity pond life onto Channel 4 News in order to debate the forthcoming referendum on adopting a less unproportional voting system for Westminster elections was an absolute whizz of an idea. Thank you Mr Snow for reinforcing our sense of intellectual superiority/utter despair at the state of British politics and public life [delete as appropriate. Ed.].

P.S. Vote YES on 5 May to the “miserable little compromise”, even if you are tempted to give Nick Clegg a bloody good political kicking.