Republican pensioners arrested for taking the piss

Government of the Dead premier Chris Knight, his partner Camilla Power, and a chap named Patrick Macroidan dressed as an executioner, have been detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure for conspiracy to cause a public nuisance. Dozens of police officers swooped on Knight’s Brockley home early this morning, in advance of a street theatre event to celebrate the royal wedding.

The condition of Professor Knight’s rabbit is unknown.