Psst! Wanna buy a Welsh degree?

A proper doctor writes…

Any of you wish to buy a University of Wales PhD? Do not be satisfied with a common or garden bachelor degree, which in these straitened times will qualify you only to drive a van.

I have a space physics PhD for sale, little used and in excellent condition. It’s fuck all use to me.

Buyer’s nationality or immigration status immaterial. You don’t even need to understand the meaning of “Dyna ddeng mil o bunnoedd, os gwelwch yn dda.” Though it might help.