Reproduced without permission from the esteemed Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz…
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
thy micturations are to me
as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
and hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon.
See if I don’t!
Þær biþ anum frodige mon hwa ful cynneþ hwær biþ byrnie him.