Which of these three is likely to become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?
(a) Dr Simon Jarhead MBE
(b) The Rt Hon Mr Edward Psychokiller MP
(c) Seasick Dara
(d) None of the above
Answers on a postcard please, to the Libel Reform Campaign, Free Word Centre, 60 Farringdon Road, London EC1R 3GA.