A Message from Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne

Which of these three is likely to become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

(a) Dr Simon Jarhead MBE
(b) The Rt Hon Mr Edward Psychokiller MP
(c) Seasick Dara
(d) None of the above

Answers on a postcard please, to the Libel Reform Campaign, Free Word Centre, 60 Farringdon Road, London EC1R 3GA.