Mae’n grim yng Nghymru

A cuckoo returning home to Ceredigion in Wales following a winter holiday in the Congo is reported to have turned back on reaching Somerset in southwest England.

“Bugger this!”, said David, “The weather’s shite in Wales, and I’d rather be back in Africa. As well as that, the caterpillars is well tasty there, and the natives don’t whinge as much as they do back home. I’m seriously thinking of buying a property in the Congo.”