A hot, sticky and royally slow news day

From the ever deferential BBC (when it comes to matters royal)…

“Duchess in labour as world awaits”

That nice Mr Miliband must be thrilled to bits. Still, though, the headline is a bit much, however one chooses to read it.

What will we get when the royal foetus emerges from betwixt the royally stirrupped legs?

“England rejoices. Unto us a Saviour is Born!!”

Mark my words, I won’t be far off the mark.