Finish the sentence

Spotted this afternoon on a sign outside an evangelical church in Bow, east London…

“Jesus is………………

“How would you finish the sentence?”


“Jesus isn’t.”

Three characters, the addition of which forms an indisputable statement of fact.

Seriously though, this kind of signage fuckwittery reflects badly on evangelical Christians, not all of whom are, going by personal experience of this sub-species of homo-credulous, fuckwits. They think they’re being clever with this pithiness, but end up looking very silly indeed.